American Idol

I fucking hate American Idol, not because of how it's 90% filler, but because of how much they advertise it.  I think for each commercial break, after the 1st American Idol ad airs, for each other American Idol ad, Nigel Lythgoe (the current producer) should get hit in the head with a brick!  That way he'll either get the sense knocked into him or die.  I'd be delighted if either of those things would happen.