Steve Harvey's Morbidly Obese Ego

Steve Harvey is just as narcissistic as Donald Trump.  Everything he's in is, 'Steve Harvey's this' or, 'Steve Havey's that!'  For example, Family Fued.

When Family Feud debuted, it was hosted by Richard Dawson, but it wasn't called, "Richard Dawson's Family Feud;" it was just called, "Family Feud."  Also even if Richard Dawson did create it, it still wouldn't be called that because it was created by Mark Goodson and it's not called, "Mark Goodson's Family Feud."  Who does Steve Harvey think he is, Tom Clancy?

I tell you what Steve, why don't you make your own damn shit and then put your fucking name in it?  You jackass!

How to physically attack someone and get away with it

Ever hated someone enough that you want to beat their ass?  Well now you can?  Simply twist that person's words around to make them sound bigoted, call them a Nazi and when an angry mob starts up (and believe me it will,) punch that person in the face.  Congratulations, you're a Social Justice Warrior.

But don't feel bad about what you're doing because even if the person wasn't a bigot, no one will believe them over you.  You'll look like a hero advocating for tolerance even if you couldn't care less about it and your motives for hating that person had nothing to do with any assumptions of bigotry.

Now you can get away with anything and still be a hero.  In fact, if you're a minority, you can do anything and not be called a racist, you can even abduct and torture people with special needs if they're white.  Isn't it great that SJW policies advocate equality so well?

Regarding Racial Pride and Affirmative Action

Ok, before I start this, I'm not racist, I'm not trying to be racist.  But you should not be proud to be white, you should not be ashamed of it either, also you should not be proud to be black or ashamed to be black.  No matter what race you are, it should not affect how you feel about yourself because you shouldn't let it define who you are.

Let's say for example you're white and there's a racial protest going on and you stay home, it doesn't make you racist; it means you either don't agree with the protest's views or you're just lazy.  If you stay home because of laziness, you're not a saint, but most importantly, you're not a racist.  —Anyone who tells you that you have to go anywhere or do anything just because of the color of your skin— is a racist no matter what race that person is.

If you're black and a white person says to you, "you have to feel this way because you're black," it's just as racist as if you're white and a black person says, "you have to feel this way because you're white."

Also regardless of whether or not there is —a cycle of poverty among blacks (if it's happening, it's very sad, but I'm neither confirming or denying it because I don't have the facts)— it doesn't mean that we should hire people more if they're black; that's racist against whites.  We should help people who aren't very qualified for jobs but only because they aren't very qualified, and if the —amount of help we give to each unqualified person— is based on —how unqualified he/she is,— guess what? we'll help more black people than white people.  And if —more black people than white people— need help, we're —lowering the income gap between different races— without —treating one race better than another.—

So in conclusion, your race shouldn't define who you are and affirmative action should be replaced with —education programs to help people who aren't qualified enough to get hired.—

How to treat a Bigot

Please read through this entire document before forming an opinion on my views on this issue.  Most people would say to treat bigots with disrespect, but I think that it's better to ask them why they feel that they have bigoted views.  We should have intellectual discussions with an open mind to consider all viewpoints so that we can understand how we can get along better.

I'm not saying it's gonna be easy, I'm not saying it's gonna be a walk in the park, in fact it's a hard thing to do.  But if someone hates a certain group of people, we need to ask them why?  We need to listen to their reasoning and convince them with logic, not insults or emotionally charged statements.  And while we listen to the vies of bigots, we can also use that as an opportunity to find out why people are becoming bigoted, to find out what's being done wrong to determine why people are getting illogical ideas and how we can change the way we act so that we can get along better without compromising our principles.

I'm not saying I could do it, I probably couldn't, but I think that's what needs to be done.

So in conclusion, to deal with bigotry, everyone calm down and talk and listen.

P.S. You don't have to be politically correct in your discussions for it to work; that's just gonna make it harder to figure out how to word your statements.

A retraction about the Turning the Bass up to11 post that I made

A while back I made a blog entry about the scene in the movie, "This is Spinal Tap" in which a member of a heavy metal band says that his amplifier is louder that most amplifiers because most amplifiers have a label that goes from 0 to 10 and his went to 11.

Now first of all, I had been misinformed —which character the writers were implying was right;— I thought that the writers were saying that the band member was right in thinking that —just writing a different number on an amplifier— would make it louder.  That is why I thought the joke was stupid.

The truth of the matter is that the movie's writers were saying that the band member is stupid for thinking that —the text on the amplifier's label— somehow magically affected the overall volume.  Knowing that, I do think it's a good joke, but I don't think it was executed well enough.

I think the joke would've worked better if:

• There was a backstory that the that the band used to have —a humongous amplifier that only went up to 10— and then traded that amplifier with —a smaller one that went up to 11— and there were a whole bunch of pictures to back it up including —a picture of the person who they traded the bigger amplifier to.—
• —The first and only exposition for said backstory— was in a dialogue in which —the band member— showed the aforementioned pictures to —the interviewer— and said something to the affect of, "we traded this amplifier to this sucker for this amplifier, which is clearly louder because it goes to 11."

You see I feel like the joke works better that way because —the band member— in my opinion is annoyingly blissfully ignorant, not just blissfully ignorant and I feel that —the only way to effectively parody an annoying character— is to have —his annoying characteristic— cause him to end up screwing himself over.  I don't think it works if you just present —a character's off putting characteristic(s)— to an audience; in my opinion, the character has to suffer for said annoying characteristic(s.) to be entertaining from a comedic standpoint if he's the butt of the joke.

About the N Word

Ok, I'm white, so if I say, "Nigga," it's racist, but if a black person says, "Nigga," it's fine.  So how about this?  If you're white, you can call white people, "Cracka."  But let's say you're part black and part white?  If you're part black and part white and you're mostly black you can say, "Crigga," if you're mostly white, you can say, "Nicka," and if you're half and half then let's just make up another word ending in, "a" that only you can say.  Is this complicated to you?  Then how about this?  For each word, either anyone can say it or no one can say it?  Otherwise it's segregation of vocabulary and segregation eliminates equality.

Now let me clarify some things, —everything that I said after, "Ok, I'm white, so if I say, "Nigga," it's racist, but if a black person says, "Nigga," it's fine." and everything I said before, "Is this complicated to you?"— was sarcasm.  The point I'm trying to make is that equality means you can't judge people based on what ethnicity they are, that means that you can't have mindsets like, 'this person doesn't deserve to be allowed to use this word because of this person's race.'

So let's promote equality and let's all have the mindset, 'I don't have a problem with people using this  word no matter what ethnicity they are,' or the mindset, 'I do have a problem with anyone using this word no matter what ethnicity they are.'  Just pick one mindset and stick with it.