I have a theory on Hi I’m Mary Mary; Mary was an Internet troll and she’s either in hell for it or her situation is caused by —witchcraft that is being performed by someone who she trolled.—
Sunday, December 17, 2017
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Why People Like Sheldon Cooper (this is an opinion)
Hello mainstream TV audiences aka —morons that make up most of society, which is why it's so fucked up.— I'm here to give a little bit of insight of why you love Sheldon Cooper so god damn much, and for all you SJW bedwetters, NO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AUTISM AWARENESS (ALTHOUGH I STRONGLY ADVOCATE AUTISM AWARENESS) SO GO PEE AND CRY ON A WATER TURBINE, AND SOLVE AN ENERGY CRISIS.
Sheldon is an annoying bastard and if you like him, you're an annoying bastard too. Remember that episode of the Big Bang Theory where Sheldon didn't let his roommates buy a new table and they're all pissed off at him? If you find that funny, it's because you wanna piss people off! Deep inside you're a bastard who wants to make a big troll face smile while you —annoy people and get away with it,— but you're too spineless to admit to being a fucking jackass. I wanna shove that fucking table up his (Sheldon's) annoying, smug ass! That way he'll be in diapers so when he says, "sometimes the baby gets his way," he'll fucking look like one. And I'm talking about the character, not the actor. I have NOTHING against —the actor who portrays him;— I'm talking about the character; I even LIKED the trailer for Young Sheldon because the TV show doesn't have annoying, unnecessary laughter and it actually has more than one fucking camera angle and more importantly, as a child, the character has more of the appeal of Larry David's character on Curb Your Enthusiasm; something the adult Sheldon Cooper should do!
I'm kind of an asshole and selfish too, but I'm not too much of a fucking pussy (I WILL USE THE WORD, PUSSY LIKE THAT IF I FUCKING WANT TO, IF YOU THINK IT'S SEXIST FOR ME TO DO SO, I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS) to admit it. I'm also lazy and want to be able to rely on video game livestreaming as source of income and hope I can make a of money doing little effort like Ryan Seacrest (who I don't hate, I'm actually jealous of,) and —reality show celebrities.—
Sheldon is an annoying bastard and if you like him, you're an annoying bastard too. Remember that episode of the Big Bang Theory where Sheldon didn't let his roommates buy a new table and they're all pissed off at him? If you find that funny, it's because you wanna piss people off! Deep inside you're a bastard who wants to make a big troll face smile while you —annoy people and get away with it,— but you're too spineless to admit to being a fucking jackass. I wanna shove that fucking table up his (Sheldon's) annoying, smug ass! That way he'll be in diapers so when he says, "sometimes the baby gets his way," he'll fucking look like one. And I'm talking about the character, not the actor. I have NOTHING against —the actor who portrays him;— I'm talking about the character; I even LIKED the trailer for Young Sheldon because the TV show doesn't have annoying, unnecessary laughter and it actually has more than one fucking camera angle and more importantly, as a child, the character has more of the appeal of Larry David's character on Curb Your Enthusiasm; something the adult Sheldon Cooper should do!
I'm kind of an asshole and selfish too, but I'm not too much of a fucking pussy (I WILL USE THE WORD, PUSSY LIKE THAT IF I FUCKING WANT TO, IF YOU THINK IT'S SEXIST FOR ME TO DO SO, I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS) to admit it. I'm also lazy and want to be able to rely on video game livestreaming as source of income and hope I can make a of money doing little effort like Ryan Seacrest (who I don't hate, I'm actually jealous of,) and —reality show celebrities.—
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