Ok, if you fart, that's unpleasant enough, and everybody does it, but if you do it, I don't want to be reminded about how it's about to smell real bad; that subconsciously makes it smell worse to everyone else. You should only say, "excuse me" if it's audible, because that is awkward.
You see when you say, "excuse me" about anything, you should be saying it because of the sound, nothing else. When if you fart, and it's silent and you say, "excuse me," you're basically saying, "hey everyone! I just farted!" No one wants to hear that.
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Something I've Been Wondering about Ratchet from Ratchet & Clank
Now, most of you are familiar with the fact that I love the Ratchet & Clank series. Why? It's simple; because it's fun and it has stayed fun since it came out (for the most part, there were spinoff games that I didn't really for.) But there is —something that I've wondered about ever since I've found out that female lombaxes don't have tails;— are —lombax tails— actually penises?
Now some of you might be thinking, "How the fuck could you think that makes any sense?" Here's your answer. —Most of the characters in the Ratchet & Clank universe— are based on human beings (i.e. they stand on two legs and have two —arms or upper body appendages that could roughly be called arms.)— So that means that certain rules of human anatomy might carry over to lombax anatomy; more specifically, —the fact that human males have penises and human females don't.— Also, some animals in real life have prehensile penises (such as elephants and dolphins.) If these animals were to evolve into sapient animals (like how chimpanzees evolved into humans,) it would be genetically possible for them to retain —their penises' prehensile characteristic.— Therefore, from an evolutionary standpoint, it's possible that —lombax tails— are actually prehensile penises.
But there's slightly more evidence. —Many of the titles for the games, themselves— have sexual innuendoes in them starting with the second game, Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando, which was —the first game in the series whose name is a sexual innuendo.— In this game, we are introduced to Angela Cross, the first female lombax in the series, and she has no tail. (SPOILER WARNING) In —one of the later games, "Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time,"— an in-game radio station reveals that Angela Cross has been missing and that female lombaxes don't have tails. This is important because it proves that A. —the storyline of Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time— is canon to —the storyline of Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando.— and B. as I already stated, female lombaxes don't have tails. In fact, this dialogue is —the developers' explanation of why Angela Cross doesn't have a tail.—
So with that said, has Ratchet been walking around for all of these years with his dick out?
Now some of you might be thinking, "How the fuck could you think that makes any sense?" Here's your answer. —Most of the characters in the Ratchet & Clank universe— are based on human beings (i.e. they stand on two legs and have two —arms or upper body appendages that could roughly be called arms.)— So that means that certain rules of human anatomy might carry over to lombax anatomy; more specifically, —the fact that human males have penises and human females don't.— Also, some animals in real life have prehensile penises (such as elephants and dolphins.) If these animals were to evolve into sapient animals (like how chimpanzees evolved into humans,) it would be genetically possible for them to retain —their penises' prehensile characteristic.— Therefore, from an evolutionary standpoint, it's possible that —lombax tails— are actually prehensile penises.
But there's slightly more evidence. —Many of the titles for the games, themselves— have sexual innuendoes in them starting with the second game, Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando, which was —the first game in the series whose name is a sexual innuendo.— In this game, we are introduced to Angela Cross, the first female lombax in the series, and she has no tail. (SPOILER WARNING) In —one of the later games, "Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time,"— an in-game radio station reveals that Angela Cross has been missing and that female lombaxes don't have tails. This is important because it proves that A. —the storyline of Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time— is canon to —the storyline of Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando.— and B. as I already stated, female lombaxes don't have tails. In fact, this dialogue is —the developers' explanation of why Angela Cross doesn't have a tail.—
So with that said, has Ratchet been walking around for all of these years with his dick out?
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