Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Don't Say Excuse Me When You Fart Unless It's Audible

Ok, if you fart, that's unpleasant enough, and everybody does it, but if you do it, I don't want to be reminded about how it's about to smell real bad; that subconsciously makes it smell worse to everyone else.  You should only say, "excuse me" if it's audible, because that is awkward.

You see when you say, "excuse me" about anything, you should be saying it because of the sound, nothing else.  When if you fart, and it's silent and you say, "excuse me," you're basically saying, "hey everyone! I just farted!"  No one wants to hear that.

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