Nosey Neighbors

I hate nosey neighbors; they're basically peeping toms in denial.  I just wanna aim a skylight right in their window, something that only irritates their eyes if they try to look at my yard because they don't deserve to look at it if they're gonna spy on me.

If I wanted 24 hour surveilance and intrusion of my personal life, I would call the NSA and they would probably talk to me less.  They wouldn't bother me about how safely my kids (I don't have any kids, I'm speaking hypothetically) are playing and they wouldn't act like they're —my extended relatives and just looking out for them.—  They would only call me if something that I should actually be concerned about was happening.

Annoying Radio Hosts

(the following is also an opinion-based joke blog)

Let's talk about radio hosts now. The music is bad enough, but you turn on the radio in the morning during rush hour traffic and hear a bunch of people laughing between songs. I don't even pay attention to what they say anymore because of how uninterested I've become. But it all sounds like this: “Hahaha! You're stuck in rush hour! Hahaha! I get paid lots of money! Hahaha! You make minimum wage!”

It gets worse, some of them have wacky sound effects, which I'm glad I've never heard on the radio because it would probably cause me to break and go on a homicidal rampage and shoot up the studio while the sound effects play. Actually I'd like to hear that on the radio every morning. Just some wacky sound effects and the fucking idiots laughing their ass off until —some postal guy with an AK47— busts in and shoots everyone while the sound effects, themselves still play. That would make my fucking day.

I do NOT want to hear someone cheerful in the morning laughing at their own jokes. One Jimmy Fallon is too many, let alone 1000. I would like more variety in the morning, the station should have duplicates so between songs, you can switch between a depressed emo guy or —an angry guy who sounds like he's about to snap.—

Music Is All Hype Now

Music is all hype now. Nowadays, any fucking moron can make a recording of himself taking a shit and then use his connections to have it played enough times on the radio for people to convince themselves that they like it. Suddenly it's the billboard number 1 hit when it's actually a number 2 shit.

I only hear one song on the radio I like about every three years. This is because every song is bland and derivative because people have low standards so —a song that's equally shitty for most— equally good enough for most. And yes, most people are sheep according to diffusion of innovations.

I Fucking Hate Stupid Car Commercials

(an opinion-based/joking rant)

I live in a white trash area where everyone on TV commercials is a complete idiot. Ever seen AlanTutorial? That character (not just the creator) is a genius compared the these morons. Every single car commercial is some hyperactive redneck with this dumbass smile on his face like anyone's interested in seeing him, like his commercial is —the only reason why we watch TV.— These morons should do what they're good at and go back to fucking their mothers and then do some PCP (if they can even spell it) so that they think they can fly, and jump off of a cliff so that they can make the world a better place.

Ratchet & Clank Movie Review

Ok, now that I've gotten that paradox stuff out of the way, time to talk about the movie, itself. I'll keep it short and simple. The action is good, and —the references that only Playstation gamers will get— are very entertaining. The only drawback is its humor. It's not any better than your average Pixar movie, but those movies don't have good humor in the first place.

One of the things I like the most about the movie is how Captain Qwark actually grows as a character instead of being narcissistic the entire story. Also, through his entire character arc, he's never a coward who runs from battles while making excuses. That joke never worked in the games and I'm glad this idea hardly makes its way into the big screen. There's also a joke where Dr. Nefarious is introduced by Chairman Drek as a, “mad scientist,” to which he replies, “Mad implies cognitive impairment; I'm more of a vengeful scientist.”

Overall it's a great movie and I have no idea why anyone would want to bash it.

THERE IS NO RATCHER & CLANK MOVIE PARADOX

LISTEN UP IDIOTS BECAUSE I'M REALLY ANGRY AT THE STUPID THINGS PEOPLE ARE SAYING!  THE FOLLOWING IS A POSTER FOR THE RATCHET AND CLANK MOVIE!





















NOW HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE GAME BASED ON THE MOVIE!

NOW YOU STUPID IDIOTS THIS IS WHERE GETS COMPLICATED BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DUMB THAT I THOUGHT THERE NEVER COULD BE ANYTHING STUPIDER THAN DRESSGATE 2015!

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS:

TO BE BASED ON THIS:

BECAUSE THIS:

IS BASED ON THIS:

AND THIS:

IS BASED ON THIS! (Ratchet & Clank, a PS2 game by the same name that came out in 2002:)

AND ITS SEQUELS!

AND THIS:

IS NOT A DIRECT AND/OR INDIRECT SEQUEL TO THIS:

WHICH CAME OUT IN 2002!  AND THIS!

IS ALSO NOT BASED ON EITHER OF THESE:

SO TURN YOUR BRAINS BACK ON AND KEEP THEM ON!

A glitch I found a while back while playing InFamous in 2014

This is a glitch that I found while playing InFamous for PS3; I recently found it just laying on my computer so here it is.

How to input extended ASCII characters like ¿ and ñ on a Windows PC

Ok, sometimes you might need to put —letters or punctuation marks that are not on your keyboard— onto your document.  In fact, that last sentence had one; an em dash, but you may be wondering, "how do I enter them into my documents?"  I'll tell you how to do it on a Windows PC.

First, look up the ascii code on the web, or if you're in a pinch, you can use the character map app on your PC if you have Windows.

In this example we will be entering an upside-down question mark (¿;) the ASCII code for this is 168, (you can also use 0191, but we will be using 168.)  You can find a complete list of ASCII codes at http://www.theasciicode.com.ar/ (I am not affiliated with this website.)  Once you find the ASCII code, you want to make sure that your num lock is on (unless your keyboard is like the keyboard in figure 2. below.)  If your keyboard is like Figure 2. below, then hold the Fn key until step 5.  When you enter the numbers make sure you use the number keys on the right side of the keyboard (see image below.)

Figure 1.

If your keyboard is like the below keyboard, just hold in the Fn throughout the whole process key and use the keys indicated in the below image.

Figure 2.

Then do the following:

1. Start to hold in the ALT key, do not release it until step 5.
2. Press and release the 1 key on —the set of numbers right side of your keyboard, (see pictures above.)—
3. Press and release press and release the 6 key on the aforementioned set of keys.
4. Press and release the 8 key on the aforementioned set of keys.
5. Release the ALT key (also release the Fn key if you've been holding it down) and your character will appear.

Thank you for reading this tutorial, if you enjoyed it, found it confusing, or just have anything to say about it please post a comment in —the comments section of this blog.—