I hate nosey neighbors; they're basically peeping toms in denial. I just wanna aim a skylight right in their window, something that only irritates their eyes if they try to look at my yard because they don't deserve to look at it if they're gonna spy on me.
If I wanted 24 hour surveilance and intrusion of my personal life, I would call the NSA and they would probably talk to me less. They wouldn't bother me about how safely my kids (I don't have any kids, I'm speaking hypothetically) are playing and they wouldn't act like they're —my extended relatives and just looking out for them.— They would only call me if something that I should actually be concerned about was happening.
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