Saturday, May 28, 2016

I Fucking Hate Stupid Car Commercials

(an opinion-based/joking rant)

I live in a white trash area where everyone on TV commercials is a complete idiot. Ever seen AlanTutorial? That character (not just the creator) is a genius compared the these morons. Every single car commercial is some hyperactive redneck with this dumbass smile on his face like anyone's interested in seeing him, like his commercial is —the only reason why we watch TV.— These morons should do what they're good at and go back to fucking their mothers and then do some PCP (if they can even spell it) so that they think they can fly, and jump off of a cliff so that they can make the world a better place.

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