Annoying Radio Hosts

(the following is also an opinion-based joke blog)

Let's talk about radio hosts now. The music is bad enough, but you turn on the radio in the morning during rush hour traffic and hear a bunch of people laughing between songs. I don't even pay attention to what they say anymore because of how uninterested I've become. But it all sounds like this: “Hahaha! You're stuck in rush hour! Hahaha! I get paid lots of money! Hahaha! You make minimum wage!”

It gets worse, some of them have wacky sound effects, which I'm glad I've never heard on the radio because it would probably cause me to break and go on a homicidal rampage and shoot up the studio while the sound effects play. Actually I'd like to hear that on the radio every morning. Just some wacky sound effects and the fucking idiots laughing their ass off until —some postal guy with an AK47— busts in and shoots everyone while the sound effects, themselves still play. That would make my fucking day.

I do NOT want to hear someone cheerful in the morning laughing at their own jokes. One Jimmy Fallon is too many, let alone 1000. I would like more variety in the morning, the station should have duplicates so between songs, you can switch between a depressed emo guy or —an angry guy who sounds like he's about to snap.—